First they ask if I've heard about the newest dinosaur fossil, which I never have but usually can bluff my way through with the sentence "oh right, isn't it the biggest one they've ever found, and it's from some country in South America or Asia or Africa or something?" because 90% of what dinosaur paleontologists in the media do is basically a prolonged, scientific dick-size competition that occurs in a foreign country my American friends consider jungle-ish.
The second thing they ask is if I get to do much field work, to which I throw back my head and cackle maniacally until the happy, excited gleam in their eye fades away and leaves nothing behind but the shallow husk of their dying inner seven-year-old.
Because no, I don't, and it's totally way better that way.
|I know - it seems like it doesn't get much better than this right?*|
See, field work is awesome. You get to be outside in the sunshine, hit rocks until they break, and generally feel like a total badass. Field work is also terrible, because you spend hours in the soul-baking sun (or snow, or rain, or whatever card the weather deals you that day) and often don't find jack-shit, and what shit you do manage to find becomes a year-long prolonged process of anticipation because it takes so long to prepare it and find out whether you have the femur and the entire skeleton of a rhino, or you have the head of a femur of a rhino and a whole bunch of once-promising dirt.
If field work is like putting on a blindfold and sticking your hand into a jar that contains a couple of pieces of candy hidden amongst 7 half-rotten pickles and two pirhanas, then collections-based research is like going into a candy store where everything is free and already unwrapped for your eagerly salivating mouth. Sure, it lacks the thrill of finding the candy amongst the rotten pickles, but it's got guaranteed good results.
I spent most of the month of May at a couple of collections on the East Coast. For a lot of people, that sounds like vacation, when really it's a whole hell of a lot of work. So what exactly AM I doing when I tell people "oh, I spent my entire summer in a windowless room staring at dead animals!"
Most of what I'm doing in those rooms is taking pictures... lots and lots of pictures.
|Like this, but like way more. (Pictures of YPM 13950, Type of Mesoreodon wheeleri)|
|And maybe jaws like hippos.|
In addition to looking at skulls, sometimes I also find some really strange things in the collections. I've got a few photographs of these hidden gems that I'd like to share with you now. Finding weird stuff like this always makes a long day of playing Austin Powers with a bunch of dead animals ("Work it baby, work it!") totally worth it.
First off, let's take a look at this mount from the MCZ.
Or how about the note I found shoved into the eye socket of this Vicuña skull, with no explanation or alternative identification?
|Huh. But... why?|
Sometimes specimen tags include bits of information that are particularly interesting. Once, I found a sheep at the AMNH that had the most unique locality data I'd ever seen. Usually these things refer to the general area of Canada where they collected that specimen. This one read "found hanging in the South Hall." I wonder what the genetic diversity of the South Hall is like?
But my very favorite hidden gem to date is this statue I found in the collections at the Yale Peabody Museum, hidden on a top shelf and just grinning at me. This is a life-size replica of Merycochoerus proprius, which is an oreodont, and whenever I am panicking about my dissertation and thinking about quitting I'm going to look at pictures of this beauty and think "Y'know what? Oreodonts are worth it."
No animal this awkward should have to go unstudied.
But don't worry, oreodonts.
*This photograph is of @ghinding, who if you don't already follow her on twitter you should if only because I make a lot of jokes at her expense and they're all worth a read.
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