#2: Prehensile PenisesAnd to follow up a post on dicks that look like hands, here are some other ding-a-lings that could be confused for palms!
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African elephants, not surprisingly, also have absolutely gigantic male appendages! Not only are they impressive in size, but also function. These prehensile peepees literally sub in as a third leg. Let's take a moment to check out the life of a male elephant:
Belly itch but no fingers? Not a problem, I've got a built-in belly scratcher!
Tired of standing on my own feet? Just use my giant slong to take a quick breather!
Bugs buzzing all up in my bizniss? Swat 'em with that evolutionary fly catcher!
Hot momma over by the watering hole? Wave hello AND impress at the same time!
|Other Penis Purposes: picking up contact lenses they dropped, dowsing for water, and threatening small snakes.|
Works Cited"Chapter 15 Marine Mammals: Fisheries, Tourism and Management Issues". Cetaceans that are typically lonely and seek human company. 2003. pp. 266–268. Retrieved December 17, 2006.