|Hmm more floaters than sinkers this time!|
Male hippos are very territorial and the most successful male must defend his habitat with all his mighty bowel strength. To show dominance, they fling their own shit and urine around. The most impressive part is how they coordinate their tails to propel around during the deed in order to maximize poop dispersal.
|Seal it with a turd|
Works CitedLaws, R. M., and G. Clough. "Observations on reproduction in the hippopotamus Hippopotamus amphibius Linn." Comparative Biology of Reproduction in Mammals (1966): 117.
Eltringham, Stewart Keith. The hippos: natural history and conservation. Princeton University Press, 1999.