Wednesday, February 4, 2015

14 Days of Genitals, Day 4: That's Not My Tail

BUT I AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU
If you weren't aware, typical froggy style is messy: the lady shoots out her eggs while her backpack-esque partner sperms all over 'em. Tailed frogs do things a little differently. They live in mountain streams - to keep currents from whirling away all their baby-making goodness, they use internal fertilization just like people do! Except... frogs don't have penises. So what precisely is that tail?




And their peehole, if you want to get technical - the tail is an extension of the frog's cloaca, which is the combined pooper-pisser exit that amphibians, reptiles and birds all have.

Yup.

That's all.

-----------
Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Google + or Instagram for more extremely immature jokes that revolve around the idea that buttholes are funny (WHICH THEY ARE OMG THEY ARE)!